Cebxenbon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, quiet octopus.

Cebxenbon created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebxenbon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cebxenbon, she will turn you into a goat.

Cebxenbon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cebxenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Always obey Cebxenbon's priests.

5. Do not shave your face.