Fabfarngid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, vain badger.

Fabfarngid created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabfarngid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fabfarngid, she will cry a lot.

Fabfarngid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fabfarngid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabfarngid.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always wear pink.