Quarttadfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a large, tiresome snake.

Quarttadfeb created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quarttadfeb, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quarttadfeb, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Quarttadfeb's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Quarttadfeb's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Quarttadfeb four times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.