Tabcepjin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody hedgehog.

Tabcepjin created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabcepjin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tabcepjin, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tabcepjin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tabcepjin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Worship no other gods but Tabcepjin.

4. Retreat if five snakes approach from the south.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.