Stikruttvin is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, self-assured
hyena.
Stikruttvin created an up quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stikruttvin, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stikruttvin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Stikruttvin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Stikruttvin's Holy Commandments1. Never feed peanuts to seals while wearing gray shirts.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.