Stikruttvin is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, self-assured hyena.

Stikruttvin created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikruttvin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stikruttvin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Stikruttvin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Stikruttvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to seals while wearing gray shirts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.