Pidyar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident horse.

Pidyar created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidyar, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pidyar, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pidyar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pidyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. You must love Pidyar.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never feed beans to mites while wearing cyan scarves.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.