Abnullcun is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous frog.

Abnullcun created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abnullcun, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Abnullcun, he will turn you into a mole.

Abnullcun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Abnullcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must pray to Abnullcun nine times a day.

5. Never bounce near eagles.