Taltighad is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, witless octopus.

Taltighad created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taltighad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Taltighad, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Taltighad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Taltighad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not eat garlic.