Taryokgad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless tortoise.

Taryokgad created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Taryokgad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Taryokgad, it will throw large rocks at you.

Taryokgad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Taryokgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Put Taryokgad first in all things.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide from violet snails for they are unholy.

5. Never wear mauve shirts.