Taryokgad is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless
tortoise.
Taryokgad created silver two million years ago.
If you believe in
Taryokgad, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Taryokgad, it will throw large rocks at you.
Taryokgad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Taryokgad's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill voles.
2. Put Taryokgad first in all things.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Hide from violet snails for they are unholy.
5. Never wear mauve shirts.