Wapgeparn is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, wise gorilla.

Wapgeparn created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Wapgeparn, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wapgeparn, he will turn you into a mole.

Wapgeparn's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wapgeparn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Wapgeparn loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat green fruit.