Dimmilbod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing faun.

Dimmilbod created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimmilbod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dimmilbod, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dimmilbod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dimmilbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.