Jatdabhun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving sheep.

Jatdabhun created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Jatdabhun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jatdabhun, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jatdabhun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jatdabhun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jatdabhun.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Jatdabhun on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about nebulae.