Timcidneg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, flying cat.

Timcidneg created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Timcidneg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Timcidneg, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Timcidneg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Timcidneg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four whales approach from the north.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Timcidneg on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.