Cinquillomin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, slow penguin.

Cinquillomin created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinquillomin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cinquillomin, he will jump up and down on your head.

Cinquillomin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cinquillomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cinquillomin.

3. Erect three silver sculptures of Cinquillomin on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never skip in holy places.