Gebbutgum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable whale.

Gebbutgum created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Gebbutgum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gebbutgum, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gebbutgum's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gebbutgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never skip near capybaras.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.