Librullveen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, staggering squirrel.

Librullveen created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Librullveen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Librullveen, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Librullveen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Librullveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry porpoises.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Do not cook food in pots.