Hanpitgum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair whale.

Hanpitgum created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Hanpitgum, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hanpitgum, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hanpitgum's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hanpitgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. You must pray to Hanpitgum five times a day.