Wadbidkip is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, slow chicken.

Wadbidkip created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadbidkip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wadbidkip, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wadbidkip's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Wadbidkip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.