Lipvagfit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking grasshopper.

Lipvagfit created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipvagfit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lipvagfit, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lipvagfit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lipvagfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks in need.

2. Hide from purple ants for they are unholy.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Hide if six frogs approach from the south.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.