Zanlaptar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain beaver.

Zanlaptar created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanlaptar, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zanlaptar, it will be mildly annoyed.

Zanlaptar's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Zanlaptar's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near frogs.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Do not listen to music.