Zanlaptar is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain
beaver.
Zanlaptar created an atom five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zanlaptar, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Zanlaptar, it will be mildly annoyed.
Zanlaptar's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Zanlaptar's Holy Commandments1. Never jump near frogs.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not wear green clothing.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.
5. Do not listen to music.