Voltabtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent capybara.

Voltabtarg created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Voltabtarg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Voltabtarg, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Voltabtarg's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Voltabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five otters approach from the west.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Worship no other gods but Voltabtarg.