Binbepgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring gnu.

Binbepgeb created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binbepgeb, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Binbepgeb, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Binbepgeb's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Binbepgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Always look after injured pigs.