Wigdagbossvab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair centipede.

Wigdagbossvab created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigdagbossvab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wigdagbossvab, he will remove you from existence.

Wigdagbossvab's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wigdagbossvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.