Sinfubflap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sinfubflap created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Sinfubflap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sinfubflap, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sinfubflap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sinfubflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near eagles.

2. Never paint your head violet.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not hurt badgers.