Dabdiblarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witless hedgehog.

Dabdiblarn created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabdiblarn, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dabdiblarn, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dabdiblarn's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dabdiblarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dabdiblarn.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Retreat if six otters approach from the south.