Tannurt is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, happy deer.

Tannurt created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tannurt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tannurt, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tannurt's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look in ponds.