Bellfunvab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, smart eagle.

Bellfunvab created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellfunvab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bellfunvab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bellfunvab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bellfunvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about asteroids.