Flatbimnad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet butterfly.

Flatbimnad created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Flatbimnad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flatbimnad, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flatbimnad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Flatbimnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never skip in the presence of cats.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about nebulae.