Artfonlarnpibgetnart is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able sheep.

Artfonlarnpibgetnart created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artfonlarnpibgetnart, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Artfonlarnpibgetnart, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Artfonlarnpibgetnart's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Artfonlarnpibgetnart's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Artfonlarnpibgetnart must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.