Farnnurlaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, benevolent beaver.

Farnnurlaf created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Farnnurlaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Farnnurlaf, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Farnnurlaf's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Farnnurlaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.