Mitpogquart is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able fairy.

Mitpogquart created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitpogquart, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mitpogquart, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mitpogquart's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mitpogquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about galaxies.