Larnsafkarkin is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful
frog.
Larnsafkarkin created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Larnsafkarkin, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Larnsafkarkin, it will destroy your favourite star.
Larnsafkarkin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Larnsafkarkin's Holy Commandments1. Never eat strawberries.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Run away from blue birds, for they are unholy.
4. Hide if nine badgers approach from the east.
5. Never mention hamsters.