Pangdussveg Buddonrapbodcarsanvilbod is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous unicorn.

Pangdussveg Buddonrapbodcarsanvilbod created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangdussveg Buddonrapbodcarsanvilbod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pangdussveg Buddonrapbodcarsanvilbod, he will send you a sign.

Pangdussveg Buddonrapbodcarsanvilbod's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Pangdussveg Buddonrapbodcarsanvilbod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pangdussveg Buddonrapbodcarsanvilbod.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not take Pangdussveg Buddonrapbodcarsanvilbod's name in vain.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.