Stikbellsit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest bear.

Stikbellsit created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Stikbellsit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stikbellsit, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stikbellsit's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Stikbellsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.