Stiptap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair raccoon.

Stiptap created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiptap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stiptap, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Stiptap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Stiptap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed garlic to monkeys while wearing cyan jumpers.

4. Hide from purple moths for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.