Vondumdim is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful beaver.

Vondumdim created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vondumdim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vondumdim, she will turn you into a worm.

Vondumdim's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vondumdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Vondumdim loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not chop down trees.