Cidnakkem is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, quiet hamster.

Cidnakkem created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidnakkem, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cidnakkem, he will be very unhappy.

Cidnakkem's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cidnakkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured foxes.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide if eight monkeys approach from the south.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cidnakkem.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.