Arphogcit Godhigtin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, two-faced penguin.

Arphogcit Godhigtin created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arphogcit Godhigtin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Arphogcit Godhigtin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Arphogcit Godhigtin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Arphogcit Godhigtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about stars.