Gadnarmum is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud ferret.

Gadnarmum created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gadnarmum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gadnarmum, he will turn you into a puffin.

Gadnarmum's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gadnarmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide from yellow snakes for they are unholy.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.