Rapquambet is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate alligator.

Rapquambet created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapquambet, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rapquambet, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rapquambet's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rapquambet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four otters approach from the east.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Never think about comets.