Mumdonlarpstiglidpig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent goose.

Mumdonlarpstiglidpig created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumdonlarpstiglidpig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumdonlarpstiglidpig, he will turn you into a hamster.

Mumdonlarpstiglidpig's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mumdonlarpstiglidpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.