Futbimhad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet bat.

Futbimhad created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Futbimhad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Futbimhad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Futbimhad's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Futbimhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide from green frogs for they are unholy.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never play with disobedient children.