Bunsternib is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, contented chinchilla.

Bunsternib created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunsternib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bunsternib, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bunsternib's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bunsternib's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Never paint your neck red.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.