Dagdotzak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient alligator.

Dagdotzak created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagdotzak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dagdotzak, she will make you grow a tail.

Dagdotzak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dagdotzak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always obey Dagdotzak's priests.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not hurt snails.