Komhamnib is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome porpoise.

Komhamnib created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komhamnib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Komhamnib, it will torture you forever.

Komhamnib's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Komhamnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Komhamnib.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.