Cipfutjip Gadkenkop is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving ferret.

Cipfutjip Gadkenkop created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cipfutjip Gadkenkop, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cipfutjip Gadkenkop, he will turn you into a mole.

Cipfutjip Gadkenkop's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cipfutjip Gadkenkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Never paint your neck blue.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never go into pink rooms.