Sterdodhin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, deceitful seal.

Sterdodhin created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterdodhin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sterdodhin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Sterdodhin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sterdodhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.