Wodsasfab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fast wren.

Wodsasfab created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodsasfab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodsasfab, she will turn you into a slug.

Wodsasfab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wodsasfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands pink.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.