Metdumyart is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, kind skunk.

Metdumyart created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metdumyart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Metdumyart, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Metdumyart's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Metdumyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.