Wonpodspag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional chicken.

Wonpodspag created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Wonpodspag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wonpodspag, he will remove you from existence.

Wonpodspag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wonpodspag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Always help mites.

5. Never jump near dogs.